A Little Ray of Sunshine.

Justin Masterson is one of the happiest people in the world. He seems to be generally thrilled with life and everything in it--except his beard but that doesn't worry him too much, he'll just get some Just for Men to darken it up. What's more important is that Happy promises to never change: "Justin Masterson is not changing. What makes me good is who I am right now, so that's where I want to stay." It's most excellent news.