Missing Baseball.

I have no idea what this show is or what it's about but David Price will be a character on a show called Uncle Grandpa on the Cartoon Network on October 22. I love that they made Jose Altuve so tiny.

David Deserved Better.

There are things to talk about: things worth remembering and things worth forgetting, things to celebrate and things to tear your hair out over, things to fill you with joy and things to break your heart.

But right now I'm sad. And right now I feel like being sad.

And anyway, as much as I can't stand Maddon and think Theo is a jerk, it's the Cubs' year. It's inevitable.

Sorry David.

It may be time to consider re-calibrating our expectations for this series. David Price was supposed to be able to suck because Rick wasn't supposed to suck. But Rick did suck and so this team is probably looking at an early exit.

Win Tonight.

October. The time of year I try to figure out where the heck TBS is on the dial.

I honestly don't recall what I thought during Spring Training about how this team was going to turn out. But they've played well and they've had fun and one can hope that they'll continue to do so deep into the playoffs.

And if you don't want to win it for fun and you don't want to win it for David, win it for moral superiority. Andrew Miller is a jackass. Don't let Andrew Miller win. And while Cleveland has experienced a renaissance, the baseball team in this, supposedly, modern city continues to let a racist moron beat his tom tom during the game. Don't let racist morons win.

Play ball.