A Tarantella!

Me thinks I see a spark! A gleam! A glimmer of a plan!
With which perhaps I may redeem me honor as a man!
Forget to hit, pitch real bad and you'll have John to thank!
For when the time is right, you'll see the Astros walk the plank!

Oh! When was such a princely plot concocted by another?
To lose today and then to keep the winning for October.

Tra-la-la-la!
Tra-la-la-la!
Tra-la-la-la!
Tra-la-la-la!

Oooh! And keep the winning for October!

Yo-ho!
Yo-ho!
Yo-ho!
Yo-ho!

To Fenway!
To Fenway!
To Fenway!
To Fenway!
To Fenway!
To Fenway!
To Fenway!
To Fenway!
To Fenway!
To Fenway!
To Fenway!
To Fenway!


To Fenway.

(Or at least we can hope that this is some master plan.)

Ouch.

Thought for the Day.

 

 Rajai Davis has a lot of teeth. He grew up not all that far from a nuclear power plant, so has anyone counted? Does he have extra? It almost seems like his jaw could open like the clown from It and there might be a second set behind those chompers.

...

So, let me get this straight: Despite the fact that you're all a bunch of big fat cheaters, that's the best that you could do? It gives me the willies to imagine just how piss-poor you'd be if you didn't know what was coming.

Whatever. This season is giving off a very 2011-ish vibe anyway.