They can't hit. They can't field. They can't run. Sometimes they can pitch a little bit but it's almost 1 AM and they are striking out against Mike Bolsinger, so who really cares? They need a bat (or eight) but this team, should they make the playoffs, isn't going to go very far so buying a bat (or eight) would be a waste of resources. You can't replace the entire lineup.
Plus, they're boring. And tedious. And bad at baseball.
Plus, they're boring. And tedious. And bad at baseball.
