Pfffft.

The magic was fun while it lasted. Let's hope this isn't the start of an epic slide.

Over-Promise and Under-Deliver.

So here's the thing: I can't write my promised post. Even if I could yell "April Fools!" afterward, I just can't bring myself to tempt fate like that. I've tried. I can't do it. I can't even get myself to say the words aloud, let alone write them out for all posterity.

Sorry.