What's the Sound of Two Mittens Clapping?

Baseball in April in Boston is always a crap-shoot; the weather doesn't always cooperate. Of course, it doesn't help when opening day is scheduled for 8:00 on a Sunday night. I suppose that most people won't end up having to call in sick from work. Luckily, the game will still be on NESN. It would be tragic to begin a season with Joe Morgan.