Jimmy: Hey, what gives?
Jimmy's Dad: You said you wanted to live in a world without zinc Jimmy. Well now your car has no battery.
Jimmy: But I promised Betty I'd pick her up by 6:00. I better give her a call.
Jimmy's Dad: Sorry Jimmy. Without zinc for the rotary mechanism, there are no telephones.
Jimmy: Dear God! What have I done?
(Jimmy pulls out a gun. Points it at his head and fires.)
Jimmy's Dad: Think again Jimmy. You see the firing pin in your gun was made out of...yep...zinc.
Jimmy: Come back, zinc! Come back.
(From: The Simpsons-Bart the Lover)
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