Wednesday, June 17, 2009

We Have Ways of Making You Pronounce the Letter O.

<br/><a href="http://video.msn.com/video.aspx?mkt=en-US&brand=foxsports&vid=86f42a2d-b40c-4e57-b6cb-c43755959e1b" target="_new" title="Red Sox hook Marlins">Video: Red Sox hook Marlins</a>

Jay Ray Bay may attempt to cover his pasty, Caspar-inspired complexion (with the exception of his ass which is, apparently, quite red) with a suntan and a ginger five o'clock shadow. He may spread rumors of behind the scenes blowups and call Josh Beckett a dick (presumably) in an effort to combat the image of an exceedingly nice, polite young man. But a leopard can't change it's spots and Jason Bay can't be un-Canadian. Ask him about hockey and his face just lights up.

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