Michigan squirrels are an opinionated bunch. They're unpatriotic and, quite obviously, Detroit Tigers fans. For two innings one little guy attempted to distract JD Drew by dashing around in front of him but it was all for naught. Instead of being a distraction, the squirrel became a source of fun. Someone in the Red Sox dug out decided to point out that the squirrel wasn't much larger than Dustin Pedroia:
"I got made fun of pretty much half the game. Our hunting guys were out there licking their chops."
Perhaps if you were really, really hungry and there was no other option, squirrel meat might be the way to feed a starving stomach but it seems like it would be extremely gamey and tough. Also, short jokes: Not just for newspaper writers anymore.
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