Rumble.

So it's come to this, huh? If you're going to make me invoke the magic of Lenny and West Side Story, I'll do it. I won't like it but I'll do it.

No pressure or anything but Wake? We need Tim the Enchanter tonight. We need knuckleballs that skip and fall and confound the hitters. We need strike outs and weak contact. And since, for the most part, the bullpen can't be trusted, we need efficiency: quick outs, and easy innings.

And dearest bats, I hope that you had a nice day off. Remember when, not to long ago, you were the best offense in the American League? Wasn't that fun? Let's have some more of that today.

Win one for Timmy today.