Emo John.

See, now I feel bad.

Apparently, everything sucks in John Lackey's life right now. I don't know if he means it or if he's exaggerating but I've been to a similarly dark place. I hope, for his sake, that his troubles work out satisfactorily for him.

So to lighten the mood, and because I'm big on themes, we'll go with the boat scene from the immensely clever Rosencrantz and Guildernstern Are Dead (If you haven't seen it, you should.) and giggle over "I've frequently not been on boats." and "Just a conspiracy of cartographers, you mean?" Feeling better already.