Mike Cameron: Hanging His Hat on Global Warming.

*That looks terrible but it's a video.

There's been quite a bit of complaining (read: whining) about opening day being turned into opening night. Admittedly, when they first announced that ESPN had co-opted the game I joined the chorus because it's going to be cold. This is reality.

And Mike Cameron? Well, Mike Cameron is from Georgia. While it was chilly in Georgia this past winter, the man has no concept of what that wind will be like. You see, Mike Cameron is hoping that the temperature at game time is going to be seventy. If it's seventy degrees at 8 o'clock at night on April 4 in Boston, then Curt Schilling is going to owe Al Gore an apology.

Just for reference: The record low for April 4 is 17 degrees. And if they had stuck with the day game? Well, the record high is seventy-five.