Wednesday, May 27, 2015

Why Can't You Behave?

Well, gentlemen, here's the thing: I didn't go into the season with high hopes for this team. You weren't supposed to be able to pitch to save your lives but if you like offense, at least you were supposed to be fun to watch. And I was okay with that. You weren't going to be world-beaters but you were going to beat the hell out of baseballs and watching that would be a good time.

However, you, gentlemen, are not fun. It is painful to watch you play baseball. So why should I bother?

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