Charming.

You didn't think I'd actually be able to not watch, did you?

Anyway.

All hail the mighty Mariners. Jon Lester was his usual crap-tastic self and the bullpen did him no favors but when faced with a lineup like the Mariners have, what are you going to do? They're gonna score some runs. It's just who they are.

Other than Aaron Cook's game last season, it's hard to remember the last time that Boston played well in Seattle. At least New York and Baltimore already lost. Hey! That's something to like about west coast games.