Minor league baseball games, in general, are great fun. And promotions put together by minor league teams are far better than those put together by their major league counterparts. Usually. To wit: On July 1, the Lowell Spinners will be giving away Jenny Dell bobble-heads. But they have seriously underestimated the very reason for her existence.
The essence of Miss Dell, the reason she continues to be employed is not her sparkling personality nor is it her journalistic integrity, the only reason she continues to appear on my television screen (despite the fact that her voice makes dogs howl) is her boobs. And this statuette is seriously lacking in boob-age.
Of course, if you made it true to life, it would probably topple over.
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