Free to a Good Home.

Another day, another crappy baseball game.

So maybe I said that if they were going to be bad then they should be spectacularly bad. Turns out that I didn't really mean it because this is hideous to watch. Really really uncool.

You start thinking that it might be time to sell. But here's the thing: It's difficult to sell anything when there's nothing that anyone would want to buy. Maybe some GM could be fooled into taking Saltalamacchia or, strangely enough, Podsednik or I suppose something from the bullpen but there aren't any very useful players on this team.

Adrian hasn't exactly been productive. Dustin is broken. If Aviles could get back on a hot streak, maybe you could spin him into something useful but right now nobody would want him. Youkilis is both broken and unproductive. Can't trade David. Beckett is not good and Lester seems to be on the downside of his career. Maybe somebody takes a chance on Clay but he probably wouldn't be worth much. I think Doubront might be the only one you wouldn't consider trading.