Monday, July 11, 2011

Do You Want to Know the Terrifying Truth or Do You Want to See Me Sock A Few Dingers?

Dingers! Dingers!

Hopefully, Adrian Gonzalez has stayed holed up in his hotel room today because he might be harassed for strolling through the streets of Phoenix. Alex Avila, Robinson Cano, Asdrubal Cabrera, Jose Bautista, David Ortiz, Felix Hernandez, Alexi Ogando, Michael Pineda, Jose Valverde, Miguel Cabrera, Jhonny Peralta, and Carlos Quintin might not want to take that risk either. Hell with those cheeks bones and that coloring, even Jacoby Ellsbury ought to stay hidden just to be safe.

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