Thursday, July 7, 2016

It's Different Than It Was.

"Ever meet a fella by the name of Hill?"
"Hill?"
"Hill?"
"Hill?"
"Hill?"
"Hill?"
"Hill?"
"Hill?"
"No!"
"Just a minute, just a minute, just a minute!"
"Never heard of any salesman Hill"
(Because he's an infielder)
"Now he doesn't know the territory"
(He used to play for Toronto) 
"What's the fella's line?"
(.283/.359/.380)
"Never worries 'bout his line."
"Never worries 'bout his line?"
"Or a doggone thing. He's just a bang-beat, bell-ringing, big-haul, great-go, neck-or-nothin', rip-roarin', every-time-a-bull's-eye ballplayer. That's Professor Aaron Hill. Aaron Hill."

That last part probably makes it seem like I'm much more excited about Aaron Hill than I actually am but he does seem like a nice complementary piece for this club.

Need a pitcher or eleven, though.






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