Abadoning Ship.

Word on the street is that Theo has also had enough of Boston and is ready to pack up the kiddo and move to a place where a cake pan is an appropriate dish in which to bake pizza.

It seems like poor form: he saddles his team with more than a couple of disastrous free agent signings, trades away the team's best prospects for a first baseman, who while good, didn't turn out to be the elite player he was supposed to be, and leaves behind a clubhouse full of pissy, malcontent, drunken losers who have already frightened off the best manager that this team has seen in the modern era. It's like he's thrown up his hands and said "I can't fix this."

But best of luck to him, should he move one.