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I feel like I've been a bit of a Negative Nelly around here lately, even if it was supposed to be understood sarcastically. So...Yay! Go team! But for God's sake: Don't kill each other.

Luckily, he escaped with a bruise. Moving will be painful, breathing won't be easy, and he'll probably need something to allow him to sleep tonight, but cracked ribs could take eight weeks to heal. Not particularly known for his ability to stick it out says Ellsbury:

"I guess the thing is wake up tomorrow and see how I feel. As long as nothing is broke, I think ... I guess it's pain tolerance. I feel pretty good. I know it's going to be really sore tomorrow. I also hit my hip pretty good. I think I'll be alright."

From your lips...