Oenophile.

I'm not a big wine drinker. I'll drink it if I'm being forced to behave like an adult but it's never been my cup of tea. Someone once attempted to school me on the art of wine and how to tell the difference between a chardonnay, a pinot grio, a sauvignon blanc, and a reisling; I don't remember any of it. I can tell a red from a white and that's about it.

But raising money for charity is a good thing and maybe Jacoby Ellsbury's wine -- Zinfandellsbury -- is delish.