Master of the Universe.

(Photo lifted from here.)

There are things that occur to you in the middle of the night that you absolutely have to write down in case you forget them and your brilliance is forever lost. This would be one of those things: You know how there's King Felix? Should Randor Beird ever make it to the big leagues, whether it's with this club or some other, he needs to be called King Randor. King Randor, you see, was He-Man's father. The nicknaming possibilities would be too fantastic to pass up. Who ever is in charge of these decisions needs to get on it.