Hop on Papi.

It seems perfectly reasonable to pick on David Ortiz as he has yet to find his swing this spring.


Gotta keep those glove skills sharp.

"So...You got plans tonight?"

"It's a European Shoulder Bag."

Only included because the shirt looked very unflattering in the last picture.

Brian Roberts looks to the dugout for help as David Ortiz, overcome by Roberts' boyish appeal, attempts to pick him up and take him home.