Humiliation Comes in Many Forms.

Ashland, Massachusetts may just be the place to be Saturday night. You see, Ashland High School will be playing host to a basketball game between the local firefighters-in-training and some semi-distinguished former ballplayers of the Red Sox persuasion. Suiting up for the Sox will be Lou Merloni, Oil Can Boyd, Bob Stanley, Sam Horn, Ken Ryan, and Mike Stenhouse. As the goal of the event is to raise money to send the locals to an out-of-state training conference, you'll have to forgive them if the the older gentlemen in the competition are slow, achy and generally out of shape. But at least if anything goes terribly wrong, there will probably be EMTs in attendance.