The Buck Martinez Experiment.

Look, NESN. I know it's not your fault; you didn't give him pneumonia. I hate to hear that Jerry Remy will not be doing tonight's or Saturday night's broadcast and I imagine that you do too. And while I realize that he is damn close to irreplaceable and consequently anyone you bring in will pale in comparison, let's try just a little bit harder to find a replacement than you did last night, shall we? Buck Martinez is not the answer. He never will be the answer. He talks too much and thinks that his audience is filled with imbeciles. Thanks for your time.