It's Difficult to Think of Creative Titles for All the Golf Related Posts.

The Red Sox Charity Classic Golf Tournament took place today. The Globe seems to think that the results of the event should be very hush-hush but they saw fit to provide video of the event.

Just a couple of things:

1. Never trust a rookie to hold one of those flag things (I don't really know much about golf.) When Francona is speaking Justin Masterson is standing behind him holding one and seems to be unable to keep it upright. First, he seems to come close to knocking Javier Lopez with it and then Jon Lester. Or perhaps it's a cunning plan to annoy his competitors into quitting so that Happy can be the winner.

2. I really did think that Jim Rice was going to approach the tee a la Lucy Ricardo in The Golf Game episode of "I Love Lucy." I really wish that there was a clip of the scene where Ricky teaches Lucy how to play golf because when you viewed in the right light (he really is a terrible jerk) it's very funny and this observation only makes sense if you know what I'm talking about.

3. Justin Masterson must wear his socks pulled all the way up out of habit.