See, this is how I imagine Kevin Youkilis eats: Too lazy to heat up his food, he shovels baked beans straight from the can into his mouth; too cheap, he smuggles canned baked beans to the ballpark to eat while watching a game; and all the while clutching his precious beans possessively and giving you a death stare that says: Don't even think about getting close to me.
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