Mr. Unpronounceable.

If I were to go to Poland and try to get by on the Polish that my grandmother taught me, I would likely attract the wrong sort of people. I know 'excuse me', 'come here', and 'give me a kiss.' [This is where the joke falls apart because it turns out that prostitution is legal in Poland but I can't think of another way to start this piece, so we'll all just pretend that it's still amusing.]

Boston has agreed to sign AJ Pierzynski, and his nasty attitude, to a one year deal. Maybe it'll all work out. Fingers crossed.