Daniel is Leaving Tonight on a Plane.

Alas, poor Daniel. We knew him, Horatio--a fellow of inifinite
outs, of most excellent fastball. He hath borne us on his back a
thousand times; and now, how abhorred my imagination is! My
gorge rises at it.

Daniel Bard was claimed off waivers by the Cubs today.  I like Daniel. I hope he figures himself out. I'm just sorry that he has to go play for the Cubs.