Uncle.

"The best thing one can do when it's raining, is to let it rain." -Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Well my darling little kapustas, why fight it? Just let yourselves be sucked down into the mire of the fen. It'll be easier. (Plus, you'll get Benny a better draft pick.) Anyway, they say that that's the only way to survive: Be still and eventually you'll float back up to the top.