You're Turning Violet, Victor!

Or: Do you see what playing for Detroit has done to Victor?

Or: Something clever about Avatar.

Or: Something about the photographer's blue period.

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I had thought that the portraits taken on photo day at Red Sox camp were boring. Then I went searching for photos of Victor Jose and came across this and was glad for the gray seamless. I do kind of hope that this is the series they choose to use on scoreboards because how could I not?